| 01. Pilot | Sep 22, 2003 | |
| 02. Big Flappy Bastards | Sep 29, 2003 | |
| 03. Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell | Oct 6, 2003 | |
| 04. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap | Oct 13, 2003 | |
| 05. The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump | Oct 20, 2003 | |
| 06. Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys? | Oct 27, 2003 | |
| 07. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | Nov 3, 2003 | |
| 08. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful | Nov 10, 2003 | |
| 09. Phase One, Complete | Nov 17, 2003 | |
| 10. Merry Thanksgiving | Nov 24, 2003 | |
| 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | Dec 15, 2003 | |
| 12. Camel Filters + Pheromones | Jan 5, 2004 | |
| 13. Sara Like Puny Alan | Jan 12, 2004 | |
| 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas | Feb 2, 2004 | |
| 15. Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick (1) | Feb 9, 2004 | |
| 16. That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | Feb 16, 2004 | |
| 17. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | Feb 23, 2004 | |
| 18. An Old Flame With A New Wick | Mar 1, 2004 | |
| 19. I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | Mar 22, 2004 | |
| 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark | Apr 19, 2004 | |
| 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing | May 3, 2004 | |
| 22. My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet | May 10, 2004 | |
| 23. Just Like Buffalo | May 17, 2004 | |
| 24. Can You Feel My Finger? | May 24, 2004 | |
| 01. Back Off Mary Poppins | Sep 20, 2004 | |
| 02. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | Sep 27, 2004 | |
| 03. A Bag Full Of Jawea | Oct 4, 2004 | |
| 04. Go Get Mommy's Bra | Oct 11, 2004 | |
| 05. Bad News From The Clinic | Oct 18, 2004 | |
| 06. The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | Oct 25, 2004 | |
| 07. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana | Nov 8, 2004 | |
| 08. Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers | Nov 15, 2004 | |
| 09. Yes, Monsignor | Nov 22, 2004 | |
| 10. The Salmon Under My Sweater | Nov 29, 2004 | |
| 11. Last Chance To See Those Tattoos | Dec 13, 2004 | |
| 12. A Lungful Of Alan | Jan 3, 2005 | |
| 13. Zejdz Z Moich Wlosa W A.k.a. Get Off My Hair | Jan 17, 2005 | |
| 14. Those Big Pink Things With Coconut | Jan 31, 2005 | |
| 15. Smell The Umbrella Stand | Feb 7, 2005 | |
| 16. Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | Feb 14, 2005 | |
| 17. Woo-hoo, A Hernia-exam! | Feb 21, 2005 | |
| 18. It Was Mame, Mom | Mar 7, 2005 | |
| 19. A Low, Gutteral Tongue-flapping Noise | Mar 21, 2005 | |
| 20. I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey | Apr 18, 2005 | |
| 21. A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On | May 2, 2005 | |
| 22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | May 9, 2005 | |
| 23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | May 16, 2005 | |
| 24. Does This Smell Funny To You? | May 23, 2005 | |
| 01. Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts | Sep 19, 2005 | |
| 02. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | Sep 26, 2005 | |
| 03. Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark | Oct 3, 2005 | |
| 04. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | Oct 10, 2005 | |
| 05. We Called It Mr. Pinky | Oct 17, 2005 | |
| 06. Hi, Mr. Horned One | Oct 24, 2005 | |
| 07. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | Nov 7, 2005 | |
| 08. That Voodoo That I Do Do | Nov 14, 2005 | |
| 09. Madame And Her Special Friend | Nov 21, 2005 | |
| 10. Something Salted And Twisted | Nov 28, 2005 | |
| 11. Santa's Village Of The Damned | Dec 19, 2005 | |
| 12. That Special Tug | Jan 9, 2006 | |
| 13. Humiliation Is A Visual Medium | Jan 23, 2006 | |
| 14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | Feb 6, 2006 | |
| 15. My Tongue Is Meat | Feb 27, 2006 | |
| 16. Ergo, The Booty Call | Mar 6, 2006 | |
| 17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | Mar 13, 2006 | |
| 18. The Spit-covered Cobbler | Mar 20, 2006 | |
| 19. Golly Moses, She's A Muffin | Apr 10, 2006 | |
| 20. Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro | Apr 24, 2006 | |
| 21. And The Plot Moistens | May 1, 2006 | |
| 22. Just Once With Aunt Sophie | May 8, 2006 | |
| 23. Arguments For The Quickie | May 15, 2006 | |
| 24. That Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite | May 22, 2006 | |
| 01. Working For Caligula | Sep 18, 2006 | |
| 02. Who's Vod Kanockers | Sep 25, 2006 | |
| 03. The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress | Oct 2, 2006 | |
| 04. A Pot Smoking Monkey | Oct 9, 2006 | |
| 05. A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility | Oct 16, 2006 | |
| 06. Apologies For The Frivolity | Oct 23, 2006 | |
| 07. Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head | Nov 6, 2006 | |
| 08. Release The Dogs | Nov 13, 2006 | |
| 09. Corey's Been Dead For An Hour | Nov 20, 2006 | |
| 10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln | Nov 27, 2006 | |
| 11. Walnuts And Demerol | Dec 11, 2006 | |
| 12. Castrating Sheep In Montana | Jan 8, 2007 | |
| 13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer | Jan 22, 2007 | |
| 14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | Feb 5, 2007 | |
| 15. My Damn Stalker | Feb 12, 2007 | |
| 16. Young People Have Phlegm Too | Feb 19, 2007 | |
| 17. I Merely Slept With A Commie | Feb 26, 2007 | |
| 18. It Never Rains In Hooterville | Mar 19, 2007 | |
| 19. Smooth As A Ken Doll (1) | Apr 9, 2007 | |
| 20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot (2) | Apr 16, 2007 | |
| 21. Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous | Apr 23, 2007 | |
| 22. Mr. Mcglue's Feedbag | Apr 30, 2007 | |
| 23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | May 7, 2007 | |
| 24. Prostitutes And Gelato | May 14, 2007 | |
| 01. Taterhead Is Our Love Child | Sep 22, 2008 | |
| 02. Pie Hole, Herb | Sep 29, 2008 | |
| 03. Damn You, Eggs Benedict | Oct 6, 2008 | |
| 04. The Flavin' And The Mavin' | Oct 13, 2008 | |
| 05. A Jock Strap In Hell | Oct 20, 2008 | |
| 06. It's Always Nazi Week | Nov 3, 2008 | |
| 07. Best H.o. Money Can Buy | Nov 10, 2008 | |
| 08. Pinocchio's Mouth | Nov 17, 2008 | |
| 09. The Mooch At The Boo | Nov 24, 2008 | |
| 10. He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited | Dec 8, 2008 | |
| 11. The Devil's Lube | Dec 15, 2008 | |
| 12. Thank God For Scoliosis | Jan 12, 2009 | |
| 13. I Think You Offended Don | Jan 19, 2009 | |
| 14. David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie | Feb 2, 2009 | |
| 15. I'd Like To Start With The Cat | Feb 9, 2009 | |
| 16. She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | Mar 2, 2009 | |
| 17. The 'ocu' Or The 'pado'? | Mar 9, 2009 | |
| 18. My Son's Enormous Head | Mar 16, 2009 | |
| 19. The Two Finger Rule | Mar 30, 2009 | |
| 20. Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | Apr 13, 2009 | |
| 21. Above Exalted Cyclops | Apr 27, 2009 | |
| 22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | May 4, 2009 | |
| 23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | May 11, 2009 | |
| 24. Baseball With Better Steroids | May 18, 2009 | |